The birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt, and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
hope you are having a fun weekend even with all the heat...
and those who are getting all the rain...
we are doing good...
not working hard at nothin'...
taking naps...
and feeding babies...
Oh, your jokes are so cute, and very close to being true! I think we have now had 29 days of being above 100 degrees.
ReplyDeleteWell, better to laugh about it than cry! It is awful here too! xo Diana
ReplyDeletecute post! I am staying inside too!
ReplyDeleteThe cows here are giving powdered milk.
ReplyDeleteToo hot to breathe when you are outside, just walking to mailbox and back is a chore. But, this winter when I am complaining of the cold, please remind me that all I do is complain,lol.
Hugs,
Jettie