my guys brought it to my attention a couple of nights ago at the supper table...
that Johnny is now available...
yep, they are separated and living apart...
so my DH gave me permission to seek him out and win him over...
with his blessing...
what a guy!
but I told him I would rather have plastic surgery done to him...
to make him look like this...
aren't I sweet?
cause I would rather have him...
well...my guy smiled the biggest old smile ever...
and said...
yeah, he said this...
"DON'T EXPECT ME TO BE HOME VERY MUCH...."
with the biggest grin you have ever seen and the most hysterical wink my way...
WWWWEEEELLLLLL....
I rethought my position right there...
since he would enjoy this more than I would....
think of the competition!
yeah, like I would win...
so I shot back...
"MAYBE FAT AND BALD IS WHERE YOU NEED TO STAY...
NO ONE SEEMS TO WANT THAT...
I AM NOT SURE I COULD HANDLE HOT...
AT LEAST I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AT NIGHT..."
so, he pouted...
so I am going on ebay to find a Johnny mask...
just for a gag gift at Valentines...
wish me luck...
for all of you who gave me such encouraging words yesterday...
I look good with your smiles on!
5 comments:
Ahhh, leave it to Tete to give me a much needed laugh for the day! Who knows, maybe fat and bald might make a come back? I don't think I could handle "hot" either! That would mean I couldn't wear any more sweats, and would have to lose about 30 pounds, way too much work! And just think, Mr. Depp probably couldn't handle YOU!!! wink, wink!!
You know Johnny is originally from KY!!!! I think the mask is a great idea. Make sure you get a pic of his reaction when he opens that beauty....lol Blessings!
LOL!!!! Get a pic of Da woman kissing the Johnny Dep masked Man!!! heh heh...yeah I like what I got...He stuck with me...Looks like ol Johnny isn't one to STICK!
Hugs to you Tete...You too funny!
I think we're going to have to meet in the girls room and fight it out for Johnny.... oddly enough, a personality that I've recently grown more intriqued by.. :)
You two are too funny!
Mr knows the only person I will leave him for is Johnny Bench...but since he had a hip replacemement I am thinking of letting my childhood dream go? LOL
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