my guys brought it to my attention a couple of nights ago at the supper table...
that Johnny is now available...
yep, they are separated and living apart...
so my DH gave me permission to seek him out and win him over...
with his blessing...
what a guy!
but I told him I would rather have plastic surgery done to him...
to make him look like this...
aren't I sweet?
cause I would rather have him...
well...my guy smiled the biggest old smile ever...
and said...
yeah, he said this...
"DON'T EXPECT ME TO BE HOME VERY MUCH...."
with the biggest grin you have ever seen and the most hysterical wink my way...
WWWWEEEELLLLLL....
I rethought my position right there...
since he would enjoy this more than I would....
think of the competition!
yeah, like I would win...
so I shot back...
"MAYBE FAT AND BALD IS WHERE YOU NEED TO STAY...
NO ONE SEEMS TO WANT THAT...
I AM NOT SURE I COULD HANDLE HOT...
AT LEAST I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AT NIGHT..."
so, he pouted...
so I am going on ebay to find a Johnny mask...
just for a gag gift at Valentines...
wish me luck...
for all of you who gave me such encouraging words yesterday...
I look good with your smiles on!
