Saturday, December 8, 2012

they're gona put me in the movies...

they're gona make a big star out of me...

yep...
got a call from my surgeon's nurse this week...
the marketing department wants to make a tv commercial...
starring my surgeon, to promote the hospital...
WHILE HE IS OPERATING ON ME!
gave them my permission...
no one will ever know its me...
they will have drapes up...
but...
I finally get my 15 minutes of fame...
except no one will ever know...
but us...
since acting naturally will be no problem, as I will be asleep...
I can do that pretty good...
been practicing up on it...
so there you go...
your funny story...
and its all true...
the only hitch...
they need permission from the next person he is operating on...
and it we both agree, the camera crew will be there...
LIGHTS...
CAMERA...
SNORE!