this afternoon was for the birds...

they come in every evening and feed...

and I watch from the kitchen window...

I had just gotten out of the shower...

adorned in my Tom Cruise attire...

Rebecca even stopped by...

I have my pink boyfriend night shirt...

bobby socks...

and of course my white clogs on...

my hair is all big and frizzy because I let it dry on it's own...

she was on her way to a dinner at her church here in town...

and she was so darned cute...

her pockets on her jeans had the cutest lace on them...

she had the softest pink little jacket...

loved her open toed heels...

and her shirt...

white with capped sleeves of rufflely lacey fun...

I told her when I lose my weight...

and I mean really...

down to a size -4...

I'm going to raid her closet...

I wish they made lacy back pocketed jeans for fat butts...

instead of trying to hide my backside...

I might even show it off...

I should probably just be grateful that no one has tried to use it for a bill board...

or that I don't have to have a wide load sign on it when I go out...

it's bad enough that my guys make a beep beep sound anytime I backup...

and yes, the last time I ran...

my butt bounced more than my boobs did...

it's just too scary...

LOL

now, get that image out of your head...