Sunday, March 20, 2011

this afternoon was for the birds...

they come in every evening and feed...
and I watch from the kitchen window...
I had just gotten out of the shower...
adorned in my Tom Cruise attire...
Rebecca even stopped by...
I have my pink boyfriend night shirt...
bobby socks...
and of course my white clogs on...
my hair is all big and frizzy because I let it dry on it's own...
she was on her way to a dinner at her church here in town...
and she was so darned cute...
her pockets on her jeans had the cutest lace on them...
she had the softest pink little jacket...
loved her open toed heels...
and her shirt...
white with capped sleeves of rufflely lacey fun...
I told her when I lose my weight...
and I mean really...
down to a size -4...
I'm going to raid her closet...
I wish they made lacy back pocketed jeans for fat butts...
instead of trying to hide my backside...
I might even show it off...
I should probably just be grateful that no one has tried to use it for a bill board...
or that I don't have to have a wide load sign on it when I go out...
it's bad enough that my guys make a beep beep sound anytime I backup...
and yes, the last time I ran...
my butt bounced more than my boobs did...
it's just too scary...
LOL
now, get that image out of your head...

6 comments:

NanaDiana said...

I am shaking my head trying to lose the vision...Did you know that SweetCheeks looked at her sister's plumber's crack the other day and told her she had a "boob butt"....so that is what I am picturing now...I am back tracking to the original version I had of you with big hair and the boyfriend nightshift on...There- Now I got it! You are just too funny! xxoo Diana

Donna said...

Ok Tete, between your comments here and Diana's, you both have me cracking up! Gravity has been setting in over here at the Chateau, and it's not a pretty thing, believe me!! I could use some lifts, tucks, and Botox, while I am at it!!!

Leslie said...

LOL!!!! Your post and the follow up comments cracked me up.. I have the complete opposite problem. I have been performing a secret experiment for the Guiness Book of World Records for the woman that was actually able to push her belly through her back to make a butt! I have a pouch that I'd rather not announce, but my backside is lacking!

Great post Tete.. thanks for making me laugh before I go to bed.
Have a great week!
Leslie

Prior said...

lol, funny post lady! Lezlee

Annesphamily said...

You post the best stuff ever! I am so happy to know you! Anne

gail said...

Tete you are so darned cute, Tom Cruise attire and all!
hugs,
gail